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ADULT BINGO & NAUGHTY GAMES
Thu, May 29, 7:30 pm
$10
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Tony Tone
Fri, May 30, 7:30 pm
$15
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Tony Tone
Fri, May 30, 10:00 pm
$15
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GALAPALOOZA - A FEMPOWERED COMEDY SHOW
Sat, May 31, 7:30 pm
$15
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GALAPALOOZA - A FEMPOWERED COMEDY SHOW
Sat, May 31, 10:00 pm
$15
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LOUD & PROUD - PRIDE MONTH COMEDY SHOW
Sun, Jun 1, 7:00 pm
$15
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"
Wed, Jun 4, 8:30 pm
$5
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DATE NIGHT LAUGHS
Thu, Jun 5, 7:30 pm
$15
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CERTIFIED FUNNY - CHARLIE MAC - BLAQ RON - HYPNO GODDESS
Fri, Jun 6, 7:30 pm
$15
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CERTIFIED FUNNY - CHARLIE MAC - BLAQ RON - HYPNO GODDESS
Fri, Jun 6, 10:00 pm
$15
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BRUNCH OF LAUGHS (FREE MIMOSA WITH PURCHASE OF BRUNCH)
Sat, Jun 7, 1:00 pm
$15
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STONER ROB
Sat, Jun 7, 7:30 pm
$15
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STONER ROB
Sat, Jun 7, 10:00 pm
$15
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NNFA - OUT 'CAST TOUR
Sun, Jun 8, 7:00 pm
$25
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LEA'H SAMPSON
Wed, Jun 11, 7:00 pm
$20
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"
Wed, Jun 11, 8:30 pm
$5
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Lavar Walker - Special Event
Fri, Jun 13, 7:30 pm
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Fri, Jun 13, 10:00 pm
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Sat, Jun 14, 7:30 pm
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Sat, Jun 14, 10:00 pm
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$20
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AJ Rivas Puro Pride Comedy Show (AT EMPIRE THEATRE DOWNTOWN SAN ANTONIO)
Fri, Jun 13, 8:00 pm
$30
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1-DAY KIDS COMEDY CAMP
Sat, Jun 14, 11:00 am
$25
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Dad Bods of Comedy (Clifton Simmons)
Sun, Jun 15, 7:00 pm
$18
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"
Wed, Jun 18, 8:30 pm
$5
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CAN'T GET RIGHT
Thu, Jun 19, 7:00 pm
$10
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT
Fri, Jun 20, 7:30 pm
$35
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT
Fri, Jun 20, 10:00 pm
$35
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Saturday NIGHT SPOTLIGHT - PRESENTED BY WILL MOSLEY - FEATURING COURTNEY "GOLDIE" JACKSON - SHAY CLEMONS & BARRY NAYLOR
Sat, Jun 21, 5:00 pm
$10
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT
Sat, Jun 21, 7:30 pm
$35
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT
Sat, Jun 21, 10:00 pm
$35
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THE GREATEST LAFF SHOW ON EARTH
Sun, Jun 22, 4:00 pm
$10
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THC SHOW -The Hilarious Comedy Show
Sun, Jun 22, 7:00 pm
$15
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VENUZUELAN COMEDIAN
Wed, Jun 25, 7:00 pm
$20
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"
Wed, Jun 25, 8:30 pm
$5
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TRAP N PAINT THURSDAY -(ALL ART SUPPLIES INCLUDED)
Thu, Jun 26, 7:30 pm
$30
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TK KIRKLAND
Fri, Jun 27, 7:30 pm
$30
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TK KIRKLAND
Sat, Jun 28, 7:30 pm
$30
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JAZZ N JOKES
Sun, Jun 29, 5:00 pm
$15
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Stand Up Comedy Workshop (6 week course)
Tue, Jul 1, 7:00 pm
$150
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Thu, Jul 3, 7:00 pm
$10
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THE COOKOUT - FREE BURGER OR HOT DOG W/ENTRY
Fri, Jul 4, 7:30 pm
$20
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JASON VEST
Sat, Jul 5, 7:30 pm
$15
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THE DARK SHOW - (DARK EDGY MATERIAL)
Sat, Jul 5, 10:00 pm
$10
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COMEDY FOR THE GOODS - BRING IN 3 NON - PERISHIABLE FOOD ITEMS FOR FREE ENTRY
Sun, Jul 6, 7:00 pm
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A NIGHT OF LAUGHTER - EMPIRE COMEDY FESTIVAL : NIGHT ONE
Fri, Jul 11, 8:00 pm
$20
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EMPIRE COMEDY FESTIVAL NIGHT 2 (JJ Williamson) GRAND FINALE
Sat, Jul 12, 8:00 pm
$36
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JERRY WAYNE LONGMIRE
Fri, Jul 18, 7:30 pm
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Sat, Jul 19, 7:30 pm
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$20
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Comedy of Cultures (MEN)
Fri, Jul 25, 7:30 pm
$20
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Comedy of Cultures (WOMEN)
Sat, Jul 26, 7:30 pm
$20
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Comedy of Cultures (MEN vs. WOMEN)
Sun, Jul 27, 7:30 pm
$20
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CITY VS CITY COMEDY COMPETITION - LUBBOCK VS SAN ANTONIO
Fri, Aug 1, 7:30 pm
$15
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TWO FOR FUN COMEDY CONTEST
Sat, Aug 2, 7:30 pm
$15
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DAMON SUMNER
Sat, Oct 18, 7:30 pm
$15
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COMEDY HONORS - 2ND ANNUAL
Sun, Oct 19, 6:30 pm
$10
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MARY PICARAZZI
Fri, Nov 28, 7:30 pm
$15
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ADULT BINGO & NAUGHTY GAMES
Thu, May 29, 7:30 pm
$10
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Tony Tone
Fri, May 30, 7:30 pm
$15
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Tony Tone
Fri, May 30, 10:00 pm
$15
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GALAPALOOZA - A FEMPOWERED COMEDY SHOW
Sat, May 31, 7:30 pm
$15
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GALAPALOOZA - A FEMPOWERED COMEDY SHOW
Sat, May 31, 10:00 pm
$15
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LOUD & PROUD - PRIDE MONTH COMEDY SHOW
Sun, Jun 1, 7:00 pm
$15
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"
Wed, Jun 4, 8:30 pm
$5
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DATE NIGHT LAUGHS
Thu, Jun 5, 7:30 pm
$15
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CERTIFIED FUNNY - CHARLIE MAC - BLAQ RON - HYPNO GODDESS
Fri, Jun 6, 7:30 pm
$15
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CERTIFIED FUNNY - CHARLIE MAC - BLAQ RON - HYPNO GODDESS
Fri, Jun 6, 10:00 pm
$15
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BRUNCH OF LAUGHS (FREE MIMOSA WITH PURCHASE OF BRUNCH)
Sat, Jun 7, 1:00 pm
$15
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STONER ROB
Sat, Jun 7, 7:30 pm
$15
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STONER ROB
Sat, Jun 7, 10:00 pm
$15
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NNFA - OUT 'CAST TOUR
Sun, Jun 8, 7:00 pm
$25
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LEA'H SAMPSON
Wed, Jun 11, 7:00 pm
$20
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"
Wed, Jun 11, 8:30 pm
$5
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Lavar Walker - Special Event
Fri, Jun 13, 7:30 pm
Fri, Jun 13, 10:00 pm
Sat, Jun 14, 7:30 pm
Sat, Jun 14, 10:00 pm
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$20
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AJ Rivas Puro Pride Comedy Show (AT EMPIRE THEATRE DOWNTOWN SAN ANTONIO)
Fri, Jun 13, 8:00 pm
$30
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1-DAY KIDS COMEDY CAMP
Sat, Jun 14, 11:00 am
$25
Tickets
Dad Bods of Comedy (Clifton Simmons)
Sun, Jun 15, 7:00 pm
$18
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"
Wed, Jun 18, 8:30 pm
$5
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CAN'T GET RIGHT
Thu, Jun 19, 7:00 pm
$10
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT
Fri, Jun 20, 7:30 pm
$35
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT
Fri, Jun 20, 10:00 pm
$35
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Saturday NIGHT SPOTLIGHT - PRESENTED BY WILL MOSLEY - FEATURING COURTNEY "GOLDIE" JACKSON - SHAY CLEMONS & BARRY NAYLOR
Sat, Jun 21, 5:00 pm
$10
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT
Sat, Jun 21, 7:30 pm
$35
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT
Sat, Jun 21, 10:00 pm
$35
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THE GREATEST LAFF SHOW ON EARTH
Sun, Jun 22, 4:00 pm
$10
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THC SHOW -The Hilarious Comedy Show
Sun, Jun 22, 7:00 pm
$15
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VENUZUELAN COMEDIAN
Wed, Jun 25, 7:00 pm
$20
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"
Wed, Jun 25, 8:30 pm
$5
Tickets
TRAP N PAINT THURSDAY -(ALL ART SUPPLIES INCLUDED)
Thu, Jun 26, 7:30 pm
$30
Tickets
TK KIRKLAND
Fri, Jun 27, 7:30 pm
$30
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TK KIRKLAND
Sat, Jun 28, 7:30 pm
$30
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JAZZ N JOKES
Sun, Jun 29, 5:00 pm
$15
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Stand Up Comedy Workshop (6 week course)
Tue, Jul 1, 7:00 pm
$150
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Thu, Jul 3, 7:00 pm
$10
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THE COOKOUT - FREE BURGER OR HOT DOG W/ENTRY
Fri, Jul 4, 7:30 pm
$20
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JASON VEST
Sat, Jul 5, 7:30 pm
$15
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THE DARK SHOW - (DARK EDGY MATERIAL)
Sat, Jul 5, 10:00 pm
$10
Tickets
COMEDY FOR THE GOODS - BRING IN 3 NON - PERISHIABLE FOOD ITEMS FOR FREE ENTRY
Sun, Jul 6, 7:00 pm
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A NIGHT OF LAUGHTER - EMPIRE COMEDY FESTIVAL : NIGHT ONE
Fri, Jul 11, 8:00 pm
$20
Tickets
EMPIRE COMEDY FESTIVAL NIGHT 2 (JJ Williamson) GRAND FINALE
Sat, Jul 12, 8:00 pm
$36
Tickets
JERRY WAYNE LONGMIRE
Fri, Jul 18, 7:30 pm
Sat, Jul 19, 7:30 pm
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$20
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Comedy of Cultures (MEN)
Fri, Jul 25, 7:30 pm
$20
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Comedy of Cultures (WOMEN)
Sat, Jul 26, 7:30 pm
$20
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Comedy of Cultures (MEN vs. WOMEN)
Sun, Jul 27, 7:30 pm
$20
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CITY VS CITY COMEDY COMPETITION - LUBBOCK VS SAN ANTONIO
Fri, Aug 1, 7:30 pm
$15
Tickets
TWO FOR FUN COMEDY CONTEST
Sat, Aug 2, 7:30 pm
$15
Tickets
DAMON SUMNER
Sat, Oct 18, 7:30 pm
$15
Tickets
COMEDY HONORS - 2ND ANNUAL
Sun, Oct 19, 6:30 pm
$10
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MARY PICARAZZI
Fri, Nov 28, 7:30 pm
$15
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Blind Beggar Presents: Steve McQueen Band
Sat, Mar 17, 9 pm
$15-$25
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