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ADULT BINGO & NAUGHTY GAMES

Thu, May 29, 7:30 pm$10
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Tony Tone

Fri, May 30, 7:30 pm$15
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Tony Tone

Fri, May 30, 10:00 pm$15
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GALAPALOOZA - A FEMPOWERED COMEDY SHOW

Sat, May 31, 7:30 pm$15
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GALAPALOOZA - A FEMPOWERED COMEDY SHOW

Sat, May 31, 10:00 pm$15
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LOUD & PROUD - PRIDE MONTH COMEDY SHOW

Sun, Jun 1, 7:00 pm$15
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"

Wed, Jun 4, 8:30 pm$5
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DATE NIGHT LAUGHS

Thu, Jun 5, 7:30 pm$15
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CERTIFIED FUNNY - CHARLIE MAC - BLAQ RON - HYPNO GODDESS

Fri, Jun 6, 7:30 pm$15
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CERTIFIED FUNNY - CHARLIE MAC - BLAQ RON - HYPNO GODDESS

Fri, Jun 6, 10:00 pm$15
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BRUNCH OF LAUGHS (FREE MIMOSA WITH PURCHASE OF BRUNCH)

Sat, Jun 7, 1:00 pm$15
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STONER ROB

Sat, Jun 7, 7:30 pm$15
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STONER ROB

Sat, Jun 7, 10:00 pm$15
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NNFA - OUT 'CAST TOUR

Sun, Jun 8, 7:00 pm$25
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LEA'H SAMPSON

Wed, Jun 11, 7:00 pm$20
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"

Wed, Jun 11, 8:30 pm$5
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Lavar Walker - Special Event

  • Fri, Jun 13, 7:30 pm-Fri, Jun 13, 10:00 pm-Sat, Jun 14, 7:30 pm-Sat, Jun 14, 10:00 pm-+1 More eventsCollapse
$20
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AJ Rivas Puro Pride Comedy Show (AT EMPIRE THEATRE DOWNTOWN SAN ANTONIO)

Fri, Jun 13, 8:00 pm$30
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1-DAY KIDS COMEDY CAMP

Sat, Jun 14, 11:00 am$25
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Dad Bods of Comedy (Clifton Simmons)

Sun, Jun 15, 7:00 pm$18
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"

Wed, Jun 18, 8:30 pm$5
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CAN'T GET RIGHT

Thu, Jun 19, 7:00 pm$10
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT

Fri, Jun 20, 7:30 pm$35
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT

Fri, Jun 20, 10:00 pm$35
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Saturday NIGHT SPOTLIGHT - PRESENTED BY WILL MOSLEY - FEATURING COURTNEY "GOLDIE" JACKSON - SHAY CLEMONS & BARRY NAYLOR

Sat, Jun 21, 5:00 pm$10
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT

Sat, Jun 21, 7:30 pm$35
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT

Sat, Jun 21, 10:00 pm$35
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THE GREATEST LAFF SHOW ON EARTH

Sun, Jun 22, 4:00 pm$10
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THC SHOW -The Hilarious Comedy Show

Sun, Jun 22, 7:00 pm$15
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VENUZUELAN COMEDIAN

Wed, Jun 25, 7:00 pm$20
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"

Wed, Jun 25, 8:30 pm$5
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TRAP N PAINT THURSDAY -(ALL ART SUPPLIES INCLUDED)

Thu, Jun 26, 7:30 pm$30
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TK KIRKLAND

Fri, Jun 27, 7:30 pm$30
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TK KIRKLAND

Sat, Jun 28, 7:30 pm$30
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JAZZ N JOKES

Sun, Jun 29, 5:00 pm$15
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Stand Up Comedy Workshop (6 week course)

Tue, Jul 1, 7:00 pm$150
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Thu, Jul 3, 7:00 pm$10
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THE COOKOUT - FREE BURGER OR HOT DOG W/ENTRY

Fri, Jul 4, 7:30 pm$20
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JASON VEST

Sat, Jul 5, 7:30 pm$15
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THE DARK SHOW - (DARK EDGY MATERIAL)

Sat, Jul 5, 10:00 pm$10
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COMEDY FOR THE GOODS - BRING IN 3 NON - PERISHIABLE FOOD ITEMS FOR FREE ENTRY

Sun, Jul 6, 7:00 pm
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A NIGHT OF LAUGHTER - EMPIRE COMEDY FESTIVAL : NIGHT ONE

Fri, Jul 11, 8:00 pm$20
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EMPIRE COMEDY FESTIVAL NIGHT 2 (JJ Williamson) GRAND FINALE

Sat, Jul 12, 8:00 pm$36
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JERRY WAYNE LONGMIRE

  • Fri, Jul 18, 7:30 pm-Sat, Jul 19, 7:30 pm-Collapse
$20
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Comedy of Cultures (MEN)

Fri, Jul 25, 7:30 pm$20
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Comedy of Cultures (WOMEN)

Sat, Jul 26, 7:30 pm$20
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Comedy of Cultures (MEN vs. WOMEN)

Sun, Jul 27, 7:30 pm$20
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CITY VS CITY COMEDY COMPETITION - LUBBOCK VS SAN ANTONIO

Fri, Aug 1, 7:30 pm$15
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TWO FOR FUN COMEDY CONTEST

Sat, Aug 2, 7:30 pm$15
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DAMON SUMNER

Sat, Oct 18, 7:30 pm$15
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COMEDY HONORS - 2ND ANNUAL

Sun, Oct 19, 6:30 pm$10
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MARY PICARAZZI

Fri, Nov 28, 7:30 pm$15
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ADULT BINGO & NAUGHTY GAMES

Thu, May 29, 7:30 pm
$10
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Tony Tone

Fri, May 30, 7:30 pm
$15
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Tony Tone

Fri, May 30, 10:00 pm
$15
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GALAPALOOZA - A FEMPOWERED COMEDY SHOW

Sat, May 31, 7:30 pm
$15
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GALAPALOOZA - A FEMPOWERED COMEDY SHOW

Sat, May 31, 10:00 pm
$15
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LOUD & PROUD - PRIDE MONTH COMEDY SHOW

Sun, Jun 1, 7:00 pm
$15
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"

Wed, Jun 4, 8:30 pm
$5
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DATE NIGHT LAUGHS

Thu, Jun 5, 7:30 pm
$15
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CERTIFIED FUNNY - CHARLIE MAC - BLAQ RON - HYPNO GODDESS

Fri, Jun 6, 7:30 pm
$15
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CERTIFIED FUNNY - CHARLIE MAC - BLAQ RON - HYPNO GODDESS

Fri, Jun 6, 10:00 pm
$15
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BRUNCH OF LAUGHS (FREE MIMOSA WITH PURCHASE OF BRUNCH)

Sat, Jun 7, 1:00 pm
$15
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STONER ROB

Sat, Jun 7, 7:30 pm
$15
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STONER ROB

Sat, Jun 7, 10:00 pm
$15
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NNFA - OUT 'CAST TOUR

Sun, Jun 8, 7:00 pm
$25
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LEA'H SAMPSON

Wed, Jun 11, 7:00 pm
$20
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"

Wed, Jun 11, 8:30 pm
$5
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Lavar Walker - Special Event

  • Fri, Jun 13, 7:30 pmFri, Jun 13, 10:00 pmSat, Jun 14, 7:30 pmSat, Jun 14, 10:00 pm+1 More eventsCollapse
$20
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AJ Rivas Puro Pride Comedy Show (AT EMPIRE THEATRE DOWNTOWN SAN ANTONIO)

Fri, Jun 13, 8:00 pm
$30
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1-DAY KIDS COMEDY CAMP

Sat, Jun 14, 11:00 am
$25
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Dad Bods of Comedy (Clifton Simmons)

Sun, Jun 15, 7:00 pm
$18
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"

Wed, Jun 18, 8:30 pm
$5
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CAN'T GET RIGHT

Thu, Jun 19, 7:00 pm
$10
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT

Fri, Jun 20, 7:30 pm
$35
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT

Fri, Jun 20, 10:00 pm
$35
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Saturday NIGHT SPOTLIGHT - PRESENTED BY WILL MOSLEY - FEATURING COURTNEY "GOLDIE" JACKSON - SHAY CLEMONS & BARRY NAYLOR

Sat, Jun 21, 5:00 pm
$10
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT

Sat, Jun 21, 7:30 pm
$35
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WILLIE BARCENA - SPECIAL EVENT

Sat, Jun 21, 10:00 pm
$35
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THE GREATEST LAFF SHOW ON EARTH

Sun, Jun 22, 4:00 pm
$10
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THC SHOW -The Hilarious Comedy Show

Sun, Jun 22, 7:00 pm
$15
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VENUZUELAN COMEDIAN

Wed, Jun 25, 7:00 pm
$20
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5 Mins of Funny "Open Mic Night"

Wed, Jun 25, 8:30 pm
$5
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TRAP N PAINT THURSDAY -(ALL ART SUPPLIES INCLUDED)

Thu, Jun 26, 7:30 pm
$30
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TK KIRKLAND

Fri, Jun 27, 7:30 pm
$30
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TK KIRKLAND

Sat, Jun 28, 7:30 pm
$30
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JAZZ N JOKES

Sun, Jun 29, 5:00 pm
$15
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Stand Up Comedy Workshop (6 week course)

Tue, Jul 1, 7:00 pm
$150
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Thu, Jul 3, 7:00 pm
$10
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THE COOKOUT - FREE BURGER OR HOT DOG W/ENTRY

Fri, Jul 4, 7:30 pm
$20
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JASON VEST

Sat, Jul 5, 7:30 pm
$15
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THE DARK SHOW - (DARK EDGY MATERIAL)

Sat, Jul 5, 10:00 pm
$10
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COMEDY FOR THE GOODS - BRING IN 3 NON - PERISHIABLE FOOD ITEMS FOR FREE ENTRY

Sun, Jul 6, 7:00 pm
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A NIGHT OF LAUGHTER - EMPIRE COMEDY FESTIVAL : NIGHT ONE

Fri, Jul 11, 8:00 pm
$20
Tickets

EMPIRE COMEDY FESTIVAL NIGHT 2 (JJ Williamson) GRAND FINALE

Sat, Jul 12, 8:00 pm
$36
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JERRY WAYNE LONGMIRE

  • Fri, Jul 18, 7:30 pmSat, Jul 19, 7:30 pmCollapse
$20
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Comedy of Cultures (MEN)

Fri, Jul 25, 7:30 pm
$20
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Comedy of Cultures (WOMEN)

Sat, Jul 26, 7:30 pm
$20
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Comedy of Cultures (MEN vs. WOMEN)

Sun, Jul 27, 7:30 pm
$20
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CITY VS CITY COMEDY COMPETITION - LUBBOCK VS SAN ANTONIO

Fri, Aug 1, 7:30 pm
$15
Tickets

TWO FOR FUN COMEDY CONTEST

Sat, Aug 2, 7:30 pm
$15
Tickets

DAMON SUMNER

Sat, Oct 18, 7:30 pm
$15
Tickets

COMEDY HONORS - 2ND ANNUAL

Sun, Oct 19, 6:30 pm
$10
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MARY PICARAZZI

Fri, Nov 28, 7:30 pm
$15
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Blind Beggar Presents: Steve McQueen Band

Sat, Mar 17, 9 pm
$15-$25
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